Maloney's Tavern
Type: Neighborhood Restaurant
Price: $$ ($9-$15)
Hours: Sun.-Sat., 11 a.m.-2 a.m.
Maloney’s could have strong drinks and delicious food, but all we can focus on in this Lodo establishment are the floors. They’re carpeted. Who puts carpeting in a bar? Are the stools that high that they feel legally obligated to cushion the blow in case they serve someone one too many? Does someone come around with a can of carpet cleaner at the end of the night or do they just steam clean the whole place? We’re sure Maloney’s has a lot to offer – like pool tables, a good menu and crowds on the weekends – but we just can’t get the logistics of having a carpeted bar out of our heads.
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