Rules of Boozing #56: “Order One Girly Drink, and You Will Forever Be Known as the Guy Who Drinks Girly Drinks.” Despite its goofy throwback nomenclature, there are no girly drink drinkers at the Olde Towne. There ARE girlies, however. Most notably the bartenders. If Helen of Troy’s face sailed a thousand ships, these ladies could sail five. And they have that peculiar syndrome common to good barkeeps—weak wrists. And what do weak wrists equal? Strong drinks. This is a heck of a joint, folks.